THE STRANGE CASE OF THE MISSING TEETH
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I cannot forget the shocked expression on the young dentist’s face.
“Where are all your
teeth?”
“Uhh… in my mouth,
where they should be?” I mumbled, perched on the leather chair as he peered
into my mouth.
His eyes widened with
bewilderment as he leant forward, almost falling into the gaping cavern in
front of him.
“Three missing here…
three on the other side! Two more here and a broken tooth!”
I was quite shocked
out of my wits. Where had all my teeth disappeared to? I did recall a few
sittings earlier where some of my wisdom had been yanked out, but eight and a
half teeth? I was a walking miracle! More importantly, an ‘eating’ miracle!
When my better half agonised over one painful grinder that made life (and
mealtimes) miserable, here I was, chewing away at everything in sight with not
a care in the world.
The mystery deepened.
Had I swallowed my teeth unwittingly? The X-ray of my mouth reminded me of the
exhibit I had seen of a dinosaur skeleton in a museum. Its mouth had a couple
of teeth, then a huge gap, then a few more teeth.
The dentist was still
explaining about how I could recover my losses.
“You could have dentures, if you like. Those gaps will begin to trouble you
when you are older.”
Visions of dentures
floating in glasses came to my mind. All four of my grandparents had boasted of
pearly dentures. Come night, they would take them out with a click,
painstakingly brush them, almost as if they were polishing silver. Then they
would slide them into a glass of water and switch off the lights. My sisters
and I would stare in fascination as they glinted in the dimness, almost as if
they were grinning at the world.
There was a lull in
the conversation. The dentist was waiting for me to give my verdict. “I don’t
think I am old enough for dentures,” was trembling at the tip of my tongue,
when suddenly I remembered a teenaged friend of mine who had had two of her
front teeth knocked out in a fall. She had two teeth put in and she could slide
them in and out with one flick of her tongue.
I was not going to
take a chance with dentures. If my real teeth had disappeared without a trace,
what hope was there for dentures? I did not trust them one bit, sneaky little
critters!
“Oh, but you can go
in for fixed dentures,” came the prompt rejoinder. “They will be attached,
immovable assets, if I may say so. They will be placed in the gaps. You will
not even know they are there.”
“Fill in the blanks,
huh?” the teacher in me couldn’t resist retorting.
“Expensive?” my
husband asked warily.
“Slightly, but it
will be worth it finally!” the dentist answered.
By now, the real
reason why we had come to the dentist had been pushed into oblivion – my
husband’s tooth which required a root canal treatment. My non-existent teeth
had taken centre-stage.
The young man was
extremely patient. He answered all our queries without batting an eyelid. If
the gaps had be filled, he would need to take the measurements and create a set
of brand-new teeth in ceramic or some such material. I pondered over whether I
should go in for a couple of gold teeth but felt that they would be too
distracting in the long run. Or I could be ‘crowned’ – the next option!
Ceramic? My over
imaginative mind envisioned something akin to a mini wash basin inside my
mouth. Wasn’t that the first thing that came to mind when the word ‘ceramic’
was mentioned? I didn’t even want to think of the second thing that sprang to
mind.
“Think over it and
come back.” It was a big decision, both for my mouth and for our pockets.
Back home, my husband
lost no time in informing everyone he knew and didn’t know) that my teeth had
disappeared without letting me know. Every single one of them reacted in the
same fashion – they split their sides laughing. My ‘crowning’ glory was the butt
of all jokes.
Once the laughter had
subsided, the discussions began.
To fill or not to
fill?
Or let Nature take
its own path, and react when the roof of my mouth fell in? Hyperbole?
Whatever the reason,
I decided to let things be. After all, I had the Bard himself on my side when
he spoke about the Seven Ages of Man from his popular play ‘As You Like It’. After
waxing eloquent on the schoolboy, the lover, the soldier, the judge, he moves
on to the last stage of life:
'Last scene of all,
That ends this strange eventful history,
Is second childishness and mere oblivion,
Sans teeth, sans eyes, sans taste, sans everything.'
I rest my case!
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DeleteI just can't stop laughing. Too humorous...I loved reading it.. excellent.
ReplyDeleteSumita, thank you so much. I am thrilled that you enjoyed the read. :)
DeleteWell written Deepti, enjoyed it, funny but it is a fact of life too...
ReplyDeleteYes, indeed, Krish! It is a fact of life... we are all getting to a stage when losing teeth is a natural conclusion. I seem to have got there faster! :)
DeleteWell, Deeptios! There is only one explanation. You ARE the tooth fairy ;-)
ReplyDeleteAwww, thank you, dear Kirthios! But frankly, am I not on the other side of the fence? Losing teeth, rather than gaining them! :D :D
DeleteHilarious ' Crowning Glory'.Loved it, could visualise it all!!!
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DeleteLovely read Deepti! Perhaps best to let the missing teeth remain AWOL!One never knows who is to blame... 'Gaps' in our memory or our digestive system!! 😊
ReplyDeleteYes, indeed, Bhaswar! No point in filling in the GAPS, I guess! :D
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