IRON YOUR WORRIES AWAY! #WriteAPageADay #Blogchatter

 
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Strange title, right? I have always been a stickler for ‘pun’ishment, and have numerous friends who groan over my puns. Luckily, they are good friends and have stuck by me, through thick and thin, despite having to put up with my misplaced sense of humour.

It all began on one fine day when I went on a visit to my aunt’s. My uncle was not too well, and it was more to cheer him up than anything else. My doctor aunt has always been extremely houseproud, and hence, every surface shone. Not a speck of dust anywhere, the dining table was so polished that I could almost see my reflection. As I reflected (pun intended!), my aunt announced lunch. She had made all our favourite dishes, and as Mom and my sisters moved towards the dining room, I went to the wash room to wash my hands.

It was then that the ironing table caught my eye. Perfectly ironed clothes, along with crisp, fragrant bedsheets and pillow cases, with ne’er a wrinkle, beautifully placed in little stacks! It was a revelation! Imagine ironing bedsheets so meticulously? Wasn’t that an onerous task in itself? What I did was sweep my bedsheets off the clothes line, and fold them, pulling them in all directions so that the wrinkles would miraculously disappear. At least I would pretend they disappeared.

That was a Eureka moment. A New Year’s resolution even though it was August! I would also take my ironing seriously. Iron everything in sight, from my Rajasthani counterpane to my kitchen towel. I dreamed of the day when people would stroll though my house and gaze, entranced at my perfect pile of ironed clothes. I would throw open my cupboard and visitors would gasp in admiration at the sight of crisp cottons, shimmering silks and translucent dupattas all nestled together in cosy harmony.

The next three days found me ironing for all that I was worth. I spread out my kurtas, my saris, and especially my bedsheets, and with every wrinkle that disappeared, I found my worries floating away. I hummed and I sang as I worked. My husband could not quite believe his eyes. Was this actually the girl he had married? The one who stuffed T shirts, kurtas and socks in a higgledy-piggledy mess into her cupboard, especially when visitors were expected? Had Dr. Jekyll taken over the persona of Ms. Hyde?

The bout lasted for exactly three days. Slowly, the excitement ebbed as the bedsheets seemed to grow longer and my arm muscles began to protest. They had never been exercised so vigorously for the past two decades, after all. As the ‘josh’ died away, I quickly took a few photographs of all the ironed goods just so that I had proof of all the hard labour over three days. One never knew when the next bout would come around. Maybe when the next set of visitors landed up!

However, I still claim that ironing does iron out wrinkles, and worries. Though the bedsheets remain a trifled messy, and the saris go to the dhobi, there are days when I suddenly get into a frenzy and start ironing everything in sight. My better half keeps away as the piles become bigger and my humming grows louder. As he mutters, “It is better than the washing machine tussle.” The reference is to the time when we had bought a brand new washing machine and I washed everything in sight, including our dog’s collar, which inadvertently fell in and came out looking as if it had been chewed up by the said dog.

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The washing bout only got over when we bought a brand-new juicer. By the end of that week, I had made juice out of every fruit and vegetable in my house, and even graduated to my neighbour’s larder. It was an extremely healthy period, till we had beetroot juice which made its presence felt every time we went round the corner. After which I stopped!

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Of course, reading Marie Kondo resulted in another bout, which shall be described in a new chapter, since it will run into many more pages. Not for nothing has #Blogchatter called this exercise #WriteAPageADay, after all!

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