Thursday, May 14, 2026

DEAR MR. BOND...!

 

India Today

Dear Mr. Bond,

I remember the day you breezed into Chennai for the launch of your book titled ‘Hip Hop Nature Boy and Other Poems’. There was an eager audience at the Taj waiting to lap up your every word, and you did not disappoint us in the least. When you spoke, it was with your inimitable humour, and you had us all in splits with your witty one-liners.


When you were six, you wrote your first short story in your notebook, and your master found it, read it and pronounced, “Bond, you’re wasting your time.” When you tore up your story and consigned it to the dustbin, did you ever think that, decades later, you would be one of the most beloved storytellers that India has ever produced? No wonder you told us that day, “So, friends, if you write, leave your teachers out!”

I wonder what that master thinks of your writing now!

I was one of the lucky journalists who got an opportunity to interact with you over a two-hour interview. Mr. Bond, those were two precious hours in my literary life, where you regaled me with nuggets about your Victorian grandmother who believed that children should be seen and not heard, and your father who inspired you with his storytelling skills to stimulate your reading and imagination.

An Encounter that I will Always Remember!

I felt a kinship with you when you spoke of how the classics, including Wuthering Heights, had inspired you, and did so even when you reread it as an adult. Writing was considered unfashionable when you were young and people suggested that you join the Army instead, instead of wasting your time with words. I remember chuckling when you added, “Thank God I didn’t, for otherwise, the Army would have been in bad shape.”

As we continued speaking, the hours went by and I remained mesmerised. It was such a pleasure to talk about your love for India, and its little seaside resorts, the Army cantonments and the tiny, neglected spots that make up our fascinating country. You also appreciated the effort that had been made to turn your books into celluloid – ‘A Flight of Pigeons’ into Junoon, ‘Susanna’s Seven Husbands’ into Saat Khoon Maaf and of course, ‘The Blue Umbrella’ which won the National Award for Best Children’s Film.


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There is no doubt that you are one of our best known and popular writers, amiable and pink-cheeked, and your writing is like the rustling of leaves on a balmy summer afternoon. Or the gentle flowing of a river that chuckles its way over rocks and eddies. However, I remain entranced with your funny bone, and that too stems from my having spent time, listening as you waxed eloquent on your life and your writing and how self-deprecating you were when you joked about your musical abilities.

“But it would be a grave mistake to ask me to sing. Birds fall silent, cows rush across the road and cars crash!”

Do you believe in ghosts? I recall your answer to that.

“I don’t believe in ghosts, but I keep seeing them. I actually make them up.”

I will always cherish the advice that you offered me and all writers.

“Put down what you see or read in a journal and be interested in the world and its people.” Advice that I have taken very seriously!

As our conversation came to an end, I felt that it had been an enlightening and entertaining two hours. My final question to you brought forth the most amusing reply.

Do you ever say to people, “My name is Bond; Ruskin Bond?”

You countered that by talking about your uncle, a dentist who was the namesake of James Bond.

“When my uncle passed away, I wrote his epitaph;

‘Stranger, approach this spot with gravity. James Bond is filling his last cavity.”

And that is the essence of the one and only Ruskin Bond!

 


 Happy birthday to the amazing pen smith who makes every story feel like home! You're truly one in a million!


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